lacigreen:

brb smashing things

(via poprocksway)

I wish I could tell you that you’ll be loved. That you’ll be safe and cared for and protected. But this isn’t the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very very brave.

(Source: tracy-westside, via pointlesstars)

If you want justice, you’ve come to the wrong place.

(Source: lord-snow, via daceymormonts)

thgandparamorelover:

I live for blondebatch.

(via consultingdoctorr)

badwolfcomplex:

I didn’t know I was waiting for this but oh I was.

(Source: iraffiruse, via consultingdoctorr)

danisnxtonfire:

I’m glad someone appreciates puns as much as phil does

(Source: kawaiidaniel, via consultingdoctorr)

lokis-army-at-221b:

do not fuck with me

(Source: kingshezza, via consultingdoctorr)

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

(via beyourfrikkenbest)

elvis-and-milkshakes:

bassgirl27:

doctorwho:

jellyfishnets:

Stare at the first photo for 30 seconds. Stare at second photo immediately after

and to think I almost scrolled past this…

Woooooooooow!

(Source: , via consultingdoctorr)

terracottas:

if you genuinely think that men are entitled to sexual favours after being nice to a woman then go fuck yourself because you’re the only person that will

(Source: homosuck, via keepthesun)

foralltheweeks:

oh my god

(Source: amimamano, via megustamemes)